You eat, you're fat.
You don't eat, you're a freak.
You drink, you're an alcoholic.
You don't drink, you're a pussy.
You read, you're a nerd.
You don't read, you're stupid.
You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker.
You don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking..

You let someone in, you're easy.
You don't let someone in, you're too uptight.
You smoke, you think you're cool.
You don't smoke, you're a loser.
You've had sex, you're a slut.
You haven't had sex, you're a frigid little bitch.
You wear make up, you're a slag.
You don't wear make up, you're ugly.
YOU CAN'T PLEASE ANYONE